A Review by Maggie:
Don Tillman is a genetics specialist, highly intelligent able to memorize anything in a very limited time. He is very literal---sort of an Amelia Bedelia type. He does have personality issues and is on the Asperger’s spectrum scale and is riddled with OCD. When he decides he needs a wife he creates a 16 page questionnaire so he can weed out wrong types---ie vegans, smokers disorganized people and women that are habitually late. He has the results sent to his only friend Gene so he can weed them. He gets few responses but when Rosie arrives in his office he presumes she is a result of the survey. However, she meets none of the criteria—she smokes , is always late and worst she is an almost vegan (only eating sustainable fish). Rosie is meeting with don for another reason his genetics expertise, She wants to find her biological father---as the ones she call Dad is a personal trainer and certainly not the type of man her brilliant deceased mother would choose to mate with----She has Don checking all her mother’s past beaus. She is sure she will find DNA that matches hers. Hilarity ensues as the search for the match takes them to two continents.
In the meantime the only respondent to Don’s questionnaire is a champion ball room dancer---she wants only to meet fellow dancing experts. No problem Don believes that he can learn anything from reading about it and practicing----he borrows a skeleton from the anatomy lab to learn how to dance----it also comes in handy at a later date when he things he might have a sexual encounter. Simison skills are such that this is funny not prurient. He is an imaginative writer and easily provokes laughter in the reader. Things get wound up to the reader’s satisfaction.
If anyone has read this book tell me why the author keeps referring to his dead sister that dies from a medical mishap.